And she’s iffy on the “best”. I hear that in the finale to Paris Hilton’s latest reality show about finding a new “BFF” she phoned the “winner” to let her know. Ugh. And now apparently she’s holding to her duty by hanging out with this stranger chick. Sigh.  Read More →

Or… Has Paris Hilton’s Money Run out with the Recession and She’s Turned to Whorin’? We love when science meets fashion, like a really good tummy-tucking panty or just mathematical aesthetics of shape, etc. But Paris Hilton didn’t show this much cleavage when fully naked in her sex tapes! I’m too sexy for your britches, bitches. Yeah, her nipples would likely be up about 2 inches higher than where...  Read More »

A poll for children ages 2 (yeah I don’t know how it was conducted) to 17 found Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are “naughty.” Even more so than Darth Vadar (well, what has he done, lately) and the Grinch (hey, didn’t they both “turn to good” in the end?). I say Christian because it’s obvious the terms are taken from Santa’s big ol’ list, and the time of year this is, but maybe those...  Read More »

  I know. I’m slightly crazy, but imagine that you’re told that you can go on house arrest and then they haul you straight back in. Look at her crying! I don’t like Paris, but I really don’t like looking at these pictures. According to People: The heiress was taken from court screaming and crying on Friday after Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ordered her to serve the remainder of her entire 45-day sentence...  Read More »

Today Paris is spending her first full day in jail, after turning herself in last night to be processed. I wonder if it is a full day of settling in and learning the ropes type of activities, or does Paris have time alone spent being reflective or more likely feeling scared. What good could come from this? To be positive one would think some maturity, self awareness/reflection, or even substance abuse help. More likely Paris will still...  Read More »

It’s far too late to try the white-wearing angel routine with us, Paris. I guess she has fired her publicist Elliot Mintz for miscommunication, saying that he told her that she could drive with a suspended license when all of us knew that she couldn’t. Common sense can only go so far, it seems, and not far enough when your name is Paris. She’s appealing the 45-day sentence as we speak. Uh-oh. Source  Read More →

She’s got 45 days after breaking probation rules twice. Not so sure that I’m feeling bad for Paris on this one, but this is the most serious I’ve seen her look in a long time. She’s going to start serving on June 5. Oooh. On another note, I love the waistcoat, Paris. Source  Read More →

After all the “Will she get locked up or not?” speculation for her driving errors, Paris chooses striped jailbird leggings. Niiiiice. Source  Read More →

Paris Hilton bending over to show cheek. Or, ya know, do. It’s fun. Here she is in the same paparazzi shoot looking suspiciously fake: Paris Hilton Shows off Designer Freebie Here Paris shows off her unmistakably Chanel clutch. This is obviously for promoting her freebie, with some real-life endorsement deal with the house. I’ve never seen such an obvious pose as Paris was doing here (more photos below). Ahh.. Cute dress,...  Read More »

Nice view, Paris! Are you as shocked as I am at her underwear choice? Those look like traditional white cotton ones to me. All right. . . (eyes shifting suspiciously) what’s going on? Source  Read More →