Tara’s demonstrating a least a couple of terrible beginner fashion mistakes that I thought she would have mastered already: 1. Halter tops like hers make everything look twice as low and saggy. (Look where Tara’s armpits are… and then go downwards. Holy moly.) 2. Low-waisted jeans can be a problem for people with long torsos. They’ll make your legs look positively stumpy, and wearing flats ruins one of the only...  Read More »

Here Tara Reid is recently at the 2 Be Free fashion show, looking normal, with hip/young threads, good makeup and GR-REAT hair. Does she really look better though, like permanently? I dunno. Check out this other recent photo of her, also while carrying that same Jimmy Choo. (Get info on the bag in the other post.) Can we forgive the bra-less peeka-boob? Photo credit: Celeb Utopia Powered by Qumana  Read More →

Not that anyone wants to look like Tara Reid. But this might be nice for Jimmy Choo fans … er no. They don’t want the publicity of someone who, at the same time, is sporting this look: Oh well, the Jimmy Choo Mahala bag is still available at Neiman Marcus for $1895. Whoa. Reid can afford that? Um, how? Bag candy below: Photo source: The Superficial Powered by Qumana  Read More →

Even though she’s working on her image, I don’t think anyone was surprised to see Tara Reid fall on the red carpet. To her defense–well, sort of–her stilettos were killer and there was sand around. But still, Tara’s going to have to be careful, or we’ll think she’s drunk again. She managed to recover quite well from the fall, and to her defense, posed as though nothing had happened. Photo credit:...  Read More »

Tara Reid was “‘jumping up and down, screaming’ […] when she got a call on her mobile phone that she had been cast in Senior Skip Day.” For an actress whose looks can swing ten years in the wrong direction, I’m not sure if Senior Skip Day exactly fits her. One thing it does fit, however, is her party-hard persona. Too bad she’s supposed to have outgrown it. Tara was also recently informed that her role...  Read More »

Tara Reid: Bulbous Breasts. (Ewness.) (Is this from her dress or a new boob job?)  Read More →

Tara! There are so many vulgar things to possibly say! All that needs to be said — and it needs to be said — is that we do not want to see your large, sagging breasts with — ok, I must say it — downward pointing nipples! No! Why don’t you try a comfortable, lifting bra, like this Jockey Seamless Microfiber Underwire Bra? The store’s copy claims “cashmere-like softness feels amazing against your...  Read More »