I love my footballers and even more so, I love my footballers’ wives. I love their orange tans, their tacky designer gear, and their townie sense of style. I’ve loved Posh since her Spice Girls days and always predicted she’d be the one to make it of the girlie gang – in the same way I predicted Rachel Stevens’s solo fame – so I’ll be the first to post about her show stealing walk for Roberto Cavalli. Unfortunately, as much as I love her, I’ll also be the first to say that she looks shockingly like a man. Oh dear. How ironic her Roberto debut was for MENSWEAR S/S 06.